Tech-savvy Spirits Pillows

"They misspelled your avatar."

Conducting a s?ance via 'Dead reunited.com'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"Christmas pudcast"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Palm Top Readings

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

"While I don't have a formal background in finance, I did corner the cigarette market while I was doing time."

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Sleeping man uses his beard as a book mark.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

Binary meditation.

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'We should never have made that 'money back if not satisfied' offer.'