Tech-savvy Souls Pillows

'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'

"They used to be symbols, but now they just pick up wi-fi."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Facelift Book.

"You're never too old to learn..."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Spell-Check Bee

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'Never in the field of computing has so much power been used for so little.'

Living Longer Magazine.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'Are you two still not texting?'

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

Some vacation. Yeah. No internet. No cell phone. No texting. What are we supposed to do?

Jesus Saves

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."