Tech-savvy Soul Searcher Pillows

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Rumours Online

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'We were matched by computer.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

End of world nigh!!!

Holy phone

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Palm Top Readings

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"So - we meet at last."