Tech-savvy Soul Searcher T-Shirts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Rumours Online

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'We were matched by computer.'

Holy phone

End of world nigh!!!

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Palm Top Readings

"I do miss the crystal ball."

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"So - we meet at last."

Love at first text.