Tech-savvy Spiritualist T-Shirts

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I want to get away to it all."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

'Instead of climbing up here, why didn't you just read my blog on the meaning of life?'

Palm Top Readings

'Very nice. Now, what did the boys in software come up with?'

catholic confession via mobile phone in a confessions box

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The Three WI-FI men.

Binary meditation.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

"You've got prayers…" heavenly e-mail.

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Christmas pudcast"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

First O.M.G. church.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cable Bill.