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'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I want to get away to it all."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"I made a video of your water baptism..."

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

'Instead of climbing up here, why didn't you just read my blog on the meaning of life?'

Palm Top Readings

'Very nice. Now, what did the boys in software come up with?'

catholic confession via mobile phone in a confessions box

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

The Three WI-FI men.

Binary meditation.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"According to our records, you Googled God's name in vain."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

First O.M.G. church.

"Christmas pudcast"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Cable Bill.

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"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

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