Tech-savvy Soul T-Shirts

"Baldo, how can I create a new folder so I can move these files but not these others?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God's Phone

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Halloween Selfie

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

Emoticons and human relationships.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."