Tech-savvy Soul T-Shirts

"Baldo, how can I create a new folder so I can move these files but not these others?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

God's Phone

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Halloween Selfie

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Emoticons and human relationships.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."