Tech-savvy Romantic Pillows

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'You know what I like about technology? I'm able to dump guys without having to do it face to face.'

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

Didn't You See My Update?

"Tinder sucks up here."

"I'm afraid a follow-up date is out, Ralph. I'm getting a loser lover alert on my FemFone."

'OK, but just suppose Abelard and Heloise had used e-mail'

'Young Love'

Robot breaks up with a desktop computer. 'I faked all those uploads!'

'Excuse me, there are people waiting for a status update.'

Wedding Texting

'I fell in love with his domain name.'

"Dude, Rayna and I are officially dating. I really like her. I mean, every time I'm with her, she gives me a warm feeling."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"So tell me a little about yourself."

"Alexa, play our song."

"'Me Tarzan, you Jane' not exactly sexting is it!!"

"Fancy going to watch a movie?"

'Try to be patient - my feelings for you are still downloading.'

"Great PowerPoint, Kevin, but the answer is no."

'I know we seem perfect for each other David, but let's check it with a computer just to make sure.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'The dating agency matched me up with my avatar.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Mobile Flirt.

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"I'll shoot you an email."

Computer Dating. Who have you got at the end of her rope?

Cupid HQ. I've been laid off. Everybody is meeting online.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Would you mind Googling my memories for me?"

"Great graphics, Dave, but the answer is still no."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'