Tech-savvy Sweetheart Pillows

'She looks so liberated.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

I love you even more than my mobile phone!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Today's love

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Laptops

Zoom Wedding

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'