Tech-savvy Sweetheart Pillows

'She looks so liberated.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Hey, baby, you're cute. I was wondering if I could not have your cellphone number. Huh? You don't want my number? I'd hate to become one of the many interruptions that makes your day more stressful. If I need you, I'll just softly call your name. If you're too busy or don't hear, don't worry about it. I don't know why, but I am desperately in love with you. It's your hair. It's got to be the hair.

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

I love you even more than my mobile phone!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"Charles, we need to talk. Let's chat online."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

Today's love

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Young Love'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Zoom Wedding