Tech-savvy Charmer Pillows

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Spell Check

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Emoticons and human relationships.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."