Tech-savvy Charmer T-Shirts

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Spell Check

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Emoticons and human relationships.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"