Techy Sweetheart T-Shirts

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

cuPad

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Young Love'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'That must be my computer date.'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Using a social media app to date

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"It's not you, it's me – I automatically updated overnight and we're no longer compatible."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."