Techie Sweethearts T-Shirts

"May I carry your wireless e-reader to school for you?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Big Data Tonight

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Young Love'

Zoom Wedding

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'That must be my computer date.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Using a social media app to date

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Not on my watch..."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."