Techie Sweethearts Gifts

"May I carry your wireless e-reader to school for you?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

cuPad

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Zoom Wedding

'That must be my computer date.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Using a social media app to date

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"Not on my watch..."