Techie In Love Gifts

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"It was love at first google."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

Online Dating

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

cuPad

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'That must be my computer date.'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!