Techie Couples Gifts

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Today's love

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Zoom Wedding

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

The Plasmas.

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

Social Media Romance

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."