Geeky Couples Gifts

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"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Mac OS 20

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

The Digital Family

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Carbon Dating.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"