Tech-trusty Couple Gifts

"This being our second date, Trudy, I think it's time we share our passwords and user names!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Today's love

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Virtual Beach

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Zoom Wedding

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Friday night was always sext night.

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."