Tech Lover In Marriage Gifts

Computer Side of Marriage.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Today's love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Zoom Wedding

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'