Tech-savvy Spouse Gifts

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

'Our 'cash for clunkers' program only applies to your old smartphone, not your husband.'

"Your husband is fooling around."

Wedding Tweets

"It's that new private eye drone - my husband thinks I'm having an affair."

"Where have you been? Your smart phone came home 20 minutes ago."

"Your phone just texted me. You didn't lose it, it's hiding from you. It refuses to go out in public with you until you shave, get a haircut and iron your clothes."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."