Tech-savvy Newlyweds Gifts

'Hello - Tech support?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Today's love

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Zoom Wedding

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Young Love'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'