Tech-savvy Brides Gifts

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Zoom Wedding

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'Young Love'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'