Tech Lover In Marriage Pillows

Computer Side of Marriage.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Today's love

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Zoom Wedding

'Young Love'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'