Tech-savvy Couples Pillows

Status Update

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Not tonight, hon. It'll just wreak havoc with the motion sensors again."

I didn

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'Isn't that cute...they're texting their vows.'

"Mom and dad's marriage wasn't made in heaven. They met online, so it was made in the Cloud."

"...And to love, cherish and occasionally look up from your phones at each other?"

Social Media Romance

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

cuPad

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Today's love

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Zoom Wedding

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Virtual Beach

'Young Love'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'