Tech-savvy Bridal Couple Pillows

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Today's love

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Zoom Wedding

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Virtual Beach

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Friday night was always sext night.

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

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