Tech-savvy Bridal Couple Prints

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Today's love

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Zoom Wedding

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Virtual Beach

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

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