Tech-savvy Bride Prints

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

"It's boilerplate marriage vows with a pre-nup rider. Just hit the 'agree' button."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Today's love

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Zoom Wedding

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'Young Love'

Laptops

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'