Tech-savvy Groom Prints

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Microwave confusion.

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'The vast potential of stem cells...and we use them to make a hamburger!'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"