Wed-tech Lover Gifts

'Ladies and Gentlemen, you may now text Annabell and Huey together.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'