Cyber Sweethearts Gifts

Right click for yes...

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

cuPad

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We were matched by computer.'

Cyber Love

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Online Dating Tip 1: Don't Get Angry

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Thanks, Siri, but please limit your directions to my driving."

You Don't Know Me But I Work Across The Road.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!