Internet Sweetheart Gifts

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

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Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

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"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"I love you in theory."

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

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'Roy proposed to me in an email, but my spam filter rejected it.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

'She looks so liberated.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

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