Internet Darling Gifts

Online Dating

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Happy birthday Darling!

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Ladies who lunch.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

The Croucho Club

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Online Romance

Wi-Fi

"This being our second date, Trudy, I think it's time we share our passwords and user names!"

"If you didn't sit around sucking up bandwidth all day, maybe your waistband-width would get smaller."

'So like, loan dude, isn't it O.K. to get the actual icea for the kind of e-business we'd like to start after you lend us the $50 million?'

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Dressing up

"Roger, we can't keep seeing each other like this."