Internet Lovers Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."