Net-savvy Lovers Gifts

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

cuPad

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Young Love'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

Online Dating for Dummies

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

The Joy Of Txt...

Emoticons and human relationships.

'We were matched by computer.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Facebook.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Social Media Romance

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"