Net-savvy Lovers Gifts

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

cuPad

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

Online Dating for Dummies

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'We were matched by computer.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Social Media Romance

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'