Tech-savvy Lover Gifts

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Just a little heads-up, Frank: Most Earthlings refer to what you and I are doing as 'breaking up,' not 'reverse-engineering our relationship.'

A couple in bed together with their phones.

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Computer Dating

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'I don't show commitment because I have an app for that.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'It will never work, I'm uploading downloader and you're a downloading uploader.'

"A bow and arrow is SO 18th century."

'It's one of those internet romances.'

'It's all done by computers these days.'

'Daryl says he loves me, but he doesn't write that in any form I can save to my hard drive.'

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Scales

"Will we be skying each other tonight?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"An algorithm matched us as soul mates, and yet it can't suggest a movie we both want to watch."

'Check your inbox.'

After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

"How did we do?"

Emoticons and human relationships.

'And I promise to look up from cell phone from time to time & pay attention.'

"Do you really care about me, or are you just harvesting personal information?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'