Tech-savvy Lovers Gifts

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

'It's an email from my boyfriend, he's sent me a virtual bunch of flowers.'

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

Please Accept this Ring...

'I didn't get flowers or candy, but apparently he cares enough to hack my cell phone.'

cuPad

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Tunnel of TV

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'