Tech-savvy Lovers Gifts

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

Computer dating.

'It's an email from my boyfriend, he's sent me a virtual bunch of flowers.'

"I'm also available in .pdf format if you're more comfortable with that."

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

The Joy Of Txt...

'Try googling my erogenous zones.'

'...to love,cherish and eBay till death us do part !'

Please Accept this Ring...

'I didn't get flowers or candy, but apparently he cares enough to hack my cell phone.'

cuPad

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Tunnel of TV

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."