Tech Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'These are really heavy -- Couldn't you fax them or something?'

"Our relationship is much like your old computer. It's crashed."

Selfie Stick

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

cuPad

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Giggle.

Europa takes a selfie

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

The Joy Of Txt...

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Romance"

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Virtual Lap Dancing

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'