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"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

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"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'We were matched by computer.'

"What I'm trying to say, Mary, is that I want your site linked to my site."

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'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

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"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"You don't look anything like your profile picture."

'Wow - you're even prettier than your picture on 'Date'Em.com!''

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

"I'm sorry. I thought I'd cancelled my computer dating membership years ago!"

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They're free-range, but they never leave the wi-fi area.

"Listen, if this horn really worked as an aphrodisiac I wouldn't be spending all my money on dating websites, now would I?"

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

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'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

'I'm sorry, Steven, but I've met someone else who can give me everything you can, plus free Wi-Fi.'