Online Interaction Lover Gifts

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Online Dating for Dummies

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"Before we take this any further, I'd like us to open about our internet history."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

Social Networks

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Senior Chat Rooms.

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Cyber Sex

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Internet dating is not all what it's cracked up to be. . .!

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

"Dad, seriously — you don’t have to do the accent."