Online Interaction Gifts

"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"I learned my social skills on social media. . . what's it to you anyway you stupid cow?!"

I'm taking a break from Social media...

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'You're not a bit like your description on the web either.'

'Menlo, it's come to my attention that you have no facebook friends and yet you have a huge enemies list.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Satan discovers social networking.

Join my network?

Reading comments about something you post online.

'Robert's not a people person. He 'Friends' people on Facebook just so he can 'Unfriend' them the next day.'

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"My social networking groups aren't doing for me what I thought they would do for me."

@Rudy_Park: Hey Twitter suckas, u pack of pathetic losers, a question for u. Do you guys like me? What have you done? I mean I don't like you! Too late, pack it up, loser!

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Networking

Text Culture

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Online Dating

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Technology and Love

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'How do I get people to visit my...'