Virtual Interaction Gifts

"The isolation, loneliness and despair can only satisfy for so long."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Text Culture

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Glance Exchange

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Life after death

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Computer Life

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'