Virtual Communication Gifts

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

The First Zoom Thanksgiving.

"Tom is out of town, but he's here digitally."

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

Online Dating

Team Meeting

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Text Culture

Bird Tweet.

"OMG, LOL!"

WiFi Signals

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

The Modern Novel.