Virtual Communicators Gifts

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Couple communicating via technology

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Aluminium Henge

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'