Virtual Conversationalist Gifts

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

"IRL sucks."

Psychiatrist communicating with his patient through computers.

The Modern Novel.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Woman on the phone.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Modern Narcissism

Communication

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

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'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Cyber Fight

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"We don't communicate any more..."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Can you believe English isn't the official language here?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

Computer Dating

'George will be dining with us via Skype.'