Digital Conversationalist Gifts

Texting on Valentine's Day.

'Gentlemen, our social media strategy is simple: the more time our marketeers spend on Twitter, the less harm they can do elsewhere.'

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

Couple flirting in Text Language.

"We don't communicate any more..."

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

Echo Chamber

Text Mingling.

Modern Narcissism

'The gentleman would like to buy you a drink if you'll follow him on twitter, and I'd be really grateful if you didn't explain what that means.'

'Hi, it's me. I'm on the training course.'

"So, other than 224 facebook 'likes', do you have any other references?"

The Modern Novel.

'Barbara, have you stopped following my tweets?'

"Alexa, will you be my friend?"

"I can't help you if you refuse to talk, text, tweet, blog or update your Facebook page about it."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

"Do as I say, not as I troll."

Social Media

"Email, text, tweet and Facebook me as soon as you get home."

"I find it difficult to express my emojis."

"But enough about my online persona."

"Twitter. . .reassurance that I'm not wasting my life alone."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"We have to stop Meetings like this."

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

'Do you have anything for tweets?'

'You never retweet me anymore.'

'Leave me alone! Go away!!'