Digital Dialogue Enthusiast Gifts

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

Text Culture

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Woman on the phone.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Communication

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

'I agree with the government.'

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

Chat Bot

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

'Mum says we should talk more so I've subscribed you to my blog.'

"This could have been an e-mail."