Digital Discourse Buff Gifts

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

The Proust of Twitter

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Woman on the phone.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Modern Narcissism

Blog Breakdown

Communication

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Excuse me, could everyone be quiet, I'm trying to talk on my cellphone.'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

'I'm having the shrimp scampi. How about you?'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.