Digital Discourse Lover Gifts

The Internet

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

Blog Breakdown

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Uncommunicative? Have you tried texting him?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'I didn't know there WAS an 'idle gossip dot com.''

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

"Of course you're not a failure - lots of people don't know how to tweet."

'I blame the internet.'

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Thinking about Peace

The Power of the Pen

"Social media is becoming more and more complicated. How am I supposed to slip a political hate comment in a discussion about baking recipes??"

Burkini Controversy

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

"But I'm supposed to be a soft serve ice cream emoji."

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."