Digital Dialoguer Gifts

Text Culture

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Textin’"

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

The Proust of Twitter

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Modern Novel.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

Woman on the phone.

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

Aluminium Henge

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"