Digital Dialoguer Pillows

Text Culture

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Textin’"

The Proust of Twitter

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Woman on the phone.

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Aluminium Henge

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."