Digital Dialogue Aficionado Pillows

"Would you like to talk to everyone about it?"

Text Culture

The Proust of Twitter

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Woman on the phone.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Modern Narcissism

Communication

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'